Bye-Bye-Bella

Make way, it's Ed Cullen Say hey! It's Ed Cullen There's this new guy, really quite bizarre It's true, I tell you Twinkles like a star Beware—be sure you are not caught in his golden eye! Look out, here he comes! Sound the warning drums! Are you gonna fear this guy! Mr. C. Scary is he! Mr. Ed Cullen! He's a flake, a true-blue fake Oh, believe me Nobody knows where he's from He's as phony as they come And yet all of the girls go totally crazy Mr. C. Bogus is he! Mr. Ed Cullen! Strong as ten regular men, Definitely! No one beats him in a race Yet he looks grim in the face Who makes vampires a disgrace? Why, Mr. C.!

My Twilight senses have been tingling And we know that can't be a good sign Call me crazy, but I've an inkling That this ain't the end of the line It's clear from the paraphernalia That we will be hit again, and hard The zealots are back, out to get ya Even you can't be caught off your guard So prepare for the shock of a lifetime Be prepared for unspeakable news A new Twilight era Is tiptoeing near-a And where do we stand here? We could use a hand here It's been overrated Since it was created But Miss Meyer's been granted her dues She's gone farther than anyone's dared Be prepared! Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared…

Bella, listen to me. The vampire world, it’s a mess. Life here in the human world Is better than anything they got out there! Those Cullens call themselves vampires, But they’re all just one big fake. You dream about goin’ with them, But that is a big mistake! Just look at the world around you, From the ceiling to the floor; Such wonderful things surround you! What more is you lookin’ for? Why don’t you see? Why don’t you see? Edward will hurt you And he’ll desert you; Take it from me. Up on their clouds, they laze all day, Out in the sun, they blaze away, While we be giving Full time to living; W

Look at my stuff, Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my whole life is complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, The girl who has everything? I’ve got a home, Blessings untold, How many outfits can one closet hold? Straight from a glance, you would think, “Sure, she’s got everything!” I’ve got parents and prospects aplenty. I’ve got boyfriends and girlfriends galore. You want classical records? I’ve got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more… I want to be where the vampires are. I want to see, Want to see ‘em shimmer, Dancing on the tips of their&mdas